I Didn't Eat The Mango But Ate You Instead

Today my alarm went off at 6:13am.
I got up at 6:33am, showered, made French press & ate Vanilla yogurt with nut butter granola.
I left for work.
I got hot on the subway.
I yawned a lot.
I mispronounced names in the double digits.
I watched students sleeping & thought things that will remain untyped.
My big toe pushed through a hole in my sock which caused me considerable mental discomfort.
I had another cup of coffee.
My thermal top trapped the heat & I began to sweat.
Today I ate Dal Makhani for lunch.
I over-baked the naan so it was crispy, too crispy.
I touched a mango but it was not completely ripe.
I contemplated.
I decided against eating the not-completely-ripe mango & ate your face instead.